Can someone please tell me what's going on?

I knew something was different when Mommy stopped letting me lay on her belly and give her kisses. Now, I'm not sure I could even climb up there...I didn't want to tell her, but her belly has gotten huge! Usually when my belly gets big, my parents take my treats away - well, I've been trying to tell Daddy to stop giving Mommy so many popsicles - but I'm not sure he wants to tell her to do anything these days.

Then...they completely changed the room with the computer. My favorite chair - gone! There is a new chair, but it moves when I jump up there - back and forth, back and forth - ick, makes me wanna throw up my dog food! Who would want to jump up on that new chair anyways, they put one of those slippery floors down - I've already got one bad hip - I can't risk losin the other! They even put new soft and colorful toys in there...but I'm not allowed to play with any of them. I don't understand why, they just sit there! There is also a new bed in our room. It looks too scary to sleep in so I just leave it alone. I know mommy would just yell at me anyways, so I stay away!

Aside from all the new stuff, Mommy has been acting really strange lately. She packed this big suitcase with all kinds of stuff and it just sits in our room. She sleeps a lot too, and doesn't like to get woken up by my kisses or my frisby. Daddy has been playing with me though - but he's been cleaning a lot. I'm tellin ya, something is very strange around here. If someone would want to leave a comment and fill me in, that would be great! When I'm not guarding the house, I've been trying to check the blog while Mommy and Daddy are at work.

In the mean time, I'll continue to be a good boy and do what I'm told.

Bark at you soon,
Miles